Topher Grace delivers todays pearler

I was just watching E! Entertainment and Topher Grace was being interviewed for Spider Man 3, for which he had to gain 20 pounds. So he obviously was punishing the gym little bit. But the classic line comes in when he told us what some guy at the gym said to him. This dude walks up and says:

"You know of a good vet?"

So Topher is like "What?"




He says "You know of a good vet" Then points to his guns and says:






"Cos these puppies are sick!"








Sean needs a quiet moment to himself

















HA!

HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!

WHOOOOOOOOOO!

HAVE YOU EVER?!

Have you ever heard anything funnier?! I haven't!

Imagine you go up to a chick and say that, confidently. I have no doubt you will win.

The great thing is, it's so cheesy, so arrogant,so...I don't know, crazy, that she will probably think you are joking and will enjoy it because you have a sense of humour. In fact I think it will work better if you have small arms, because then she will know that you are quite a funny guy.

But the thing is, even though you have small arms, in your mind you think she is laughing because she is amazed that you have such sick puppies.

It's the beauty of being a guy. If we think it, we believe it. We all believe we are living the dream.

As a guy, you can be overweight, smell of booze and cigarettes, have no cash, and yet wake up in the morning and go "FUCK! It's good to be me!"

You can also walk down the street like this and feel like a million bucks. And in your mind you can still get the girl in that fetching red dress who just walked past you.

As guys, we believe the lie.

And damn, it feels good!