For years now I have told people that I WILL NOT marry, unless that marriage is to Gisele Bundchen. People know this. I always thought Gisele was the perfect person. Some people said her nose was too big, her eyes too this and that, but that all of her features put together made a pretty fine oil painting. Then people started coming to me with regards to a certain Alessandra Ambrosio.
For the past couple of weeks I have been studying her pictures in the June 2007 GQ (SA Edition) and had nearly come to the conclusion that I would marry her or Gisele. She was too beautiful. I never told anyone that I had a thing for her, as due to the circles I run in, she would probably find out and think I'm a fool for not letting her know. So I kept it quiet.
However, today I found it. Because I have many hours of leisure at my disposal, I read a lot. I was just reading through Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas again, and then turned my complete attention to studying these photos again. I wanted to prove everyone wrong.
Alessandra Ambrosio has a funny ear. I'm serious. This photo is from Google Image search and is the photo from GQ that I have in my hands. It may in fact be better to buy the GQ and hold the pictures close to you(Getting weird) Seriously, buy the GQ and have a close look at her ears. I know a friend who has this thing about feet(Mind you, I do too) So if a girl is smoking hot but has one odd toe, he will go off her. I don't have quite the same vibe with ears, especially not when they are attached to Alessandra.
However, I just thought I would make it clear that like Gisele(And her nose), Alessandra is not perfect. I also want to be credited as the person who first noticed this. I think I only saw it now as previously I had only been looking at her fantastic tits.
So I have found the flaw in the operating system that is Alessandra.
Mind you, if I were to be sitting in my hotel room at The Palms in Vegas, sipping on some gin and juice, and Alessandra had to walk up to me, naked, covered in oil, with a Mojito in her hand, and she said to me "Here Sean you SEXY FUCK(What happened there?), take a drink. And while you are at it, take me" Then, in this special situation, I would have to take her.
HOWEVER, this is the only situation I would have her in. In any other, less idyllic situation, I would definitely be put off by her ear.
Now click on the photo and study that ear.
But...I bet you still would.
3 comments:
Its ok. I wouldn't see her ear, cause I would already have banged a greasy chip packet onto her head and would be going at it. yup.
Thanks for forever tarnishing Alessandro's image in my eyes. My bench is thin as it is and you had to go and do that. I guess Giselle is gonna have to take her place until I can find a suitable replacement.
Yeah Ben I know, it is tough. I'm having the same problem right now. She is so great, but there is a flaw. She could have been version 2 of the operating system that is a human. She really could have been the one. Imagine that, if it were not for the ear she would have been IT! I actually can't imagine that, it would have been too crazy!
Gisele is very nice. Talking of Gisele, it's time for a photo of her.
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